…I do not need the state to recognize my love, thanks Keith. Now I’d like at least all heterosexuals, if not their loudmouth gay friends, to shut the hell up on the matter. It does not impress me that you have compassion for gay people; I simply do not think you are a mouthbreathing dingbat for finding anything at all wrong with homosexual behavior. That’s the expected default, get it? Now stop trying to force your oppressive, frilly, and boring traditional institutions meant to ensure monogamy on my hot, promiscuous, anonymous gay sex…. (Source: Gays Against Gay Marriage)
That’s a refreshing change from a minority within the Homosexual Movement.
Just a small quibble with the post, however: one of my children might end up being a doctor who treats your cancer or the STDs that you’ve contracted because of your hot gay sex. But, not to worry, friend. I’ll make sure that she reminds you that you preferred not to contribute to her education (by paying your fair share of education taxes), and instead that sacrifice was born by us stuffy, baroque heteros.
That is – in case you have not figured it out yet – the reason why the State has a vested interest in supporting the traditional family. Life and society is more than just “your hot, promiscuous, anonymous gay sex”, after all. Time to dump your so-60s-God-is-dead Nihilism, pal, and realize that your life is supposed to have meaning in this life and in the next.